Arsenal idol, top scorer and all round top Gooner, Thierry Henry, has been offered a fantastic five-year deal, according to Mr Peter 'Gran Formaggio' Hill-Wood.


"I know two things," he was quoted as saying in Thursday's Daily Star, "One, we want him to stay. Two, we have made him an absolutely fantastic offer.


"I'm not going to say what it is but I know it made me shudder. It's a lot of money," " I could buy a lot of Port and Cigars for that kind of cash added big Pete."*
*Certain parts of this quote may have been embellished


"It's for five years. Arsene Wenger thinks he's 'physically very capable' of playing for another five years."


"Thierry says he wants to know if the club is ambitious," said Hill-Wood. "We're spending 350 million pounds ($626.4 million) on a new stadium and have just brought in three new players. One of them has even started shaving recently. That is not unambitious."


Big Pete then toddled of to his Gentlemen's club to have a glass of vintage port, and a Cohiba Edicion Limitada 2004 Cigar